Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Hippo gnu deer
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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