last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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