Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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