Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I have post one night stand depression
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