there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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