Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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