So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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