i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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