The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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