She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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