I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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