Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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