is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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