two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
