WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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