would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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