ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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