It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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