4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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