I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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