found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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