i think my tv is drunk
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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