First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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