hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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