I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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