when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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