She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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