I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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