is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
whose parrot is this?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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