And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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