and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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