hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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