it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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