real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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