i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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