yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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