on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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