I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
