whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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