Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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