This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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