Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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