she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He? As in you personified your dick?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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