i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
