Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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