we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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