I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Are we still banned from the library?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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