Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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