No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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