hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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