i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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