i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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