he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
