it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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