He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think my moral compass just broke
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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